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haha. the US stock market is crashing. lol

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TIL Smash Mouth's lead singer is actually named "Smash Mouth"

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Find out This Weird Trick To Train Your Pit Bull To Vape

Dale G. :verified: boosted

Let's list Pokemon that *definitely* fuck.

I'll start: Lickitung

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:youtube: WEIRD AL STYLE PARODY!!!! - Sorry For Party Mocking (Your Religious Beliefs)

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I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. πŸ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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It's been almost a year since I decided to start taking medication for my depression, and my life is *very* different than it was when I was a year ago. It can be better for you, too! <3 <3 <3

Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

sorry, honey. I can t come back to bed right now. I need to proovea lesson to "Nutt God" on-line

more accurately, T-Pain was actually "in infatuation" with A Stripper

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