Dale G. @buffaloser@gwomp.com

this is my penance for every bad toot I've ever done

@LuigiEsq $85 designer blue jeans: come in three sizes, belt loops don’t fit your only belt, spontaneously tear a hole in the knee while you’re driving apropos of nothing

$20 Old Navy jeans on sale for $10: come in every size known to man, last four years of regular wear maybe more before they even start to fade their colors

This cookie commemorates the time I saw Santana at a grocery store.

@geet knuckle tattoos: BING GANG

The whole world is out here trying to get me to watch Adam Sandler's glorious return to the screen in the Netflix hit Uncut Gems!

Sponsored by Uncut Gems

Good morning.

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every once in a while I think about this billboard prominently placed on the NJ side of the George Washington Bridge

hello fellow person my interests of enjoyment are to 「ＶＩＥＷ　ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ　ＭＯＶＩＥ」 and 「ＣＯＬＬＥＣＴ　ＯＲＢ」

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hey Big Government!!!! you may be able to ban Vape Juice but you can't stop me from vapeing the Ocean's!!!

Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote