Dale G. @buffaloser@gwomp.com

WARREN G. (WG): men have robbed my personal property after a dice game gone wrong
NATE DOGG (ND): I will now kill these men, as is justifiable punishment for this situation
*ND shoots men to death*
*WG recovers items of significant monetary value (assumed)*
ND: now that my bloodlust has been quenched, time to lay some pipe on these women needing automotive assistance
WG: bass is now a higher frequency
ND: I consume cannabis on a daily basis

makeing whoop-ee

*slob on my knob voice*
nutt on my butt

hahaha the US economy is crashing lol

God and Joseph high-fiving, Eiffel Tower style

Liberal Schadenfreude: How I Know He's Gonna Win In 2020

like it kinda sucks being a straight white man in the sense that you either:
(1) have everyone in the communities/subcultures you love hate you because you are one
(2) embrace it and become the monster you fear

ME: hey, everyone! I'm a straight white man who loves feminis-
*is booed off the stage*

lol

#ff

@FartHog69

BROKE: God Friended Me
WOKE: God DM'd Me

Bushgame: The Anti-Bush Video Game

CAPITALISTS: work hard and your dreams will come true
ME: *works hard for many years*
CAPITALISTS: oh sorry, only good ol' boys in the club get ahead. forgot to mention that

don't feel like working for the rest of the year. going to shitpost instead

my KID'S listen to GANGSTARRAP. I like to call it,,, GANGSTAR CRAP!!! LOL!!!

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