Dale G. 
@buffaloser@gwomp.com
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GoT prediction from someone who never watched the series
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yeah, I'm a CENTRIST
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Microsoft Excel? More Like, Microsoft Ex-Hell!! My American Ex Wife Is Trying To Steal My House And I Cant Figure Out These Damn Spread Sheets!!!!
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surgery, lewd (?)
surgery, lewd (?)
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remembering when people used to post 'i do not give facebook permission to use my photos and messages, i forbid it using the power of very real lawyer stuff, please copy and paste for your own protection!!' ....a more innocent time
what should I rebrand my account to and go all-in on
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good fred
RT @RespectableLaw@twitter.com
THE ANDY NGO THREAD:
Your Comprehensive Guide to Andy’s Bad Faith Scams and the Intractable Problem They Present
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1163895246213779458
successfully changed Minds On The Internet regarding a poorly-created "Chicago Doesn't Have Legal Guns, That's Why It's Violent" unsourced .png with solid numbers and research
I feel like I have done my good deed for the week
Disney-
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woman goes to doctor. says she lost her house in the divorce. doctor says, don't marry American women. woman says "but doctor I am the American woman"
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@buffaloser come on dale you've been on mastodon long enough to know you're not supposed to marry american women. there's a whole website about it and everything!
how too marry american women but not loose my house in di vorce
how too learn cool shuffling magic thegathering
van hallen jump free bass tabs
arbies we have the meat's ring tone
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Join the "Marry Me Movement" in 3 easy steps
- Marry me, an American woman
- Have children with me, an American woman
- Buy me a house so I can steal it from you in the divorce
Read the full essay explaining the purpose of the movement here: hampsterdance.com
the best thing about being a Guy Online is that you can assume everyone is always mad at you
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how too stop parents from di vorcing are they mad at me is it my fault
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Jimmy Eat Buffet
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