Dale G. @buffaloser@gwomp.com
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how too pronounce cumin why is waitress laughing
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you all are assholes! anyways, please donate to my gofundm
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hey Big Government!!!! you may be able to ban Vape Juice but you can't stop me from vapeing the Ocean's!!!
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yeah, I'm a CENTRIST
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hey y'all
hope you're doing well
I've moved back to for the foreseeable future. Hope y'all are doing excellent
we had planned to move 2500 miles across the country for a new job next week
they just laid me off
they can make more money
they can't make more you
will removing my ribs make me immune to the virus as a side benefit
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if you choose "elbows" kraft mac and cheese you're a fucking moron. get bent, loser
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you are a worthwhile person
ok, who decided that "cut the cheese" should be slang for flatulence. no cheese I know of makes that sound when sliced,
angry videogame nerd best moment's
whats furry
can I write in sheldon from big bang theory
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every corporate job I've had follows the same pattern:
(1) get hired
(2) kick immense ass
(3) management "can't promote you" - but "stay motivated!"
(4) effortlessly onboard manager's workloads to prove you could do their job better
(5) manager develops immense fear, starts undermining you, makes you "team lead"
(6) be miserable, threaten to leave
(7) submit resignation
(8) management hastily offers that "impossible" promotion
(9) years later you hear "it all went to shit after you left"
how too search my toot's
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I will never boost one of my own toots
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bing search not working computeer broke
- BOFA BOYS
- RULE!!!
- < SEE
- BIO >
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- search master
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🗑️ refugee | 🌹 supporter | mill player | 🍍🍕lover | mustard disliker
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