Dale G. @buffaloser@gwomp.com

hey Big Government!!!! you may be able to ban Vape Juice but you can't stop me from vapeing the Ocean's!!!

I think Bran (the Raven guy) will win in the end because the show is trying to show the classic Sun Tzu mantra that "the only way to win a war is by not fighting it".

The show seems like a giant lesson that there are only Phyrric victories in battle.

yeah, I'm a CENTRIST

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stand out in a crowd

harley and jokker valentines day card pre purchase

Too Tired Too Be Woke,

here's your annual reminder that (Christopher) Columbus Day blows

*corporate Eminem voice*
and Dr. Dre said -
nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's gone
he's out on vacation

a rapper, but instead of having a passion for "getting money", it's an obsession about Tim & Eric skits

Young Sheldon is America's #1 Series because it evokes memories of halcyon days for boomers who fondly recall the moments when they realized their children were much smarter than them

True Life: I Don't Care About Social Media Clout Anymore

the urology lab said my semen sample was free of sperm so now it's nothing but bustin' raw loads from here on out, baby

capitalists hate socialism but they also love not dying from polio 🤔

*people*: I love the Postal Service, Medicare, and Social Security
*people, also*: Socialism is bad

love when local businesses only accept checks and money orders in CE 2019

an acquaintance of mine just got married to a guy she met 3 or so months ago and I'm betting this is going to end terribly. I feel really bad for her

*trying on clothes*
WOMEN: can find at least one thing that fits
ME: are there no other humans sized like me

cinnamon challenge still popular will I get hurt