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hey Big Government!!!! you may be able to ban Vape Juice but you can't stop me from vapeing the Ocean's!!!

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GoT prediction from someone who never watched the series 

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:red_mastodon: Sorry, You Must Be A Mastodon Ivoryยฎ Member To View This Toot!

:promoted: Promoted

:bing: harley and jokker valentines day card pre purchase

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The IA just added a whole bunch of MS-DOS games, most of which are like, probably very bad, but you know, maybe the bad game will give you some nice nostalgia feelings

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here's your annual reminder that (Christopher) Columbus Day blows

*corporate Eminem voice*
and Dr. Dre said -
nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's gone
he's out on vacation

a rapper, but instead of having a passion for "getting money", it's an obsession about Tim & Eric skits

Young Sheldon is America's #1 Series because it evokes memories of halcyon days for boomers who fondly recall the moments when they realized their children were much smarter than them

True Life: I Don't Care About Social Media Clout Anymore

SUPER lewd, you've been warned 

capitalists hate socialism but they also love not dying from polio ๐Ÿค”

*people*: I love the Postal Service, Medicare, and Social Security
*people, also*: Socialism is bad

love when local businesses only accept checks and money orders in CE 2019

acquaintance, - 

*trying on clothes*
WOMEN: can find at least one thing that fits
ME: are there no other humans sized like me

Dale G. boosted

:bing: cinnamon challenge still popular will I get hurt

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can't wait to be a millennial grandfather with stories like "there was a time when kings of leon were regarded as the southern-fried Strokes". the kids have already left the room. I start talking about Stellastarr*

Dale G. boosted

son, i named you Hillary Kamala, after the two bravest people I ever knew

:bing: cinnamon challenge still popular will I get hurt

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