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you all are assholes! anyways, please donate to my gofundm

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hey Big Government!!!! you may be able to ban Vape Juice but you can't stop me from vapeing the Ocean's!!!

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GoT prediction from someone who never watched the series 

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I've learned that how much I want to interact with folks on this platform depends entirely on how they would hypothetically react to being BOFA'd

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I think we should not do this thing because of x reasons, while my /former/ friend thinks we should not do the thing because of y reasons. We have blocked each other and are contemplating defederation. *Mandalorian voice* This Is The Way.

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you all are assholes! anyways, please donate to my gofundm

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@alex me, yelling at people that agree with 98% of my ideals: Your Cancelled!!

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I have never been anywhere on line where people got more upset agreeing with eachother as they do on mastodon dot com, the posting website

I'm a toker
I'm a smoker
I'm the movie "Joker" (2019)

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Mr. Peanut's funeral will be closed casket because his shell was ripped off and casually thrown on the floor of a Texas Roadhouse

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can't believe I got cancelled by the Mastodon Cool Kids Club for tooting "Sorry For Party Rocking is the White National Anthem"

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yesterday i learned i should be nicer to people who constantly do their best to ensure everyone outside their clique is miserable

Capitalists brought you Bitcoin ASICs, pieces of hardware that essentially only exist to print as many Cyber Lottery tickets as possible

Taking personal holidays for the rest of the week because I am Done With Everything

ME, ONLINE: ha ha ha. I agree. death to white people
ME, INTERNALLY: am I exempt from this group

the goose from Untitled Goose Game is a real nuisance to the proletariat

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