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MY IDEA: creating a coffee shop called "Permanent" where customers will make their mark on the business

Dale G. :verified: boosted

girls on this web sight:
wow, GIRLS
*audience cheers*

me:
wow, GIRLS
*small child comes up to the stage and kicks me in the nuts, audience howls*

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remember if u don't have a valentine I'll be urs. you can just tell people "dale is my valentine" and u don't even need to let me know about it

please take my quiz so I can pretend to my SO that I have on-line friend's

buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=EpO

shut up about your'e oxygen grandpa. your probably still playeing Ap3x Legend's on MoBiLe rekt NERD

【DEATH TO THE KINGS AND THE RICH】

Dale G. :verified: boosted

remember the GOP hates Ocasio-Cortez because she's a (1) non-white (2) woman who (3) won the popular vote

Dale G. :verified: boosted

The only "Crossing" you should have anticipated was "Crossing" the "Animal Crossing" game off the list of games to be released soo-

*is pummeled to death*

Link's Awakening is the best Zelda game and if you don't think so you can shove deez 20 Secret Seashells Where The Secret Sun Don't Shine On The Sea Shore

Dale G. :verified: boosted

TETRIS BATTLE ROYALE??!?!?!??!?!?!?! HELLO???????????????????????? NINTNDO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING

how too play Dream Cast's Games, Nintendo Switched

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