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don't trust anyone who refers to themselves as a:
- "taxpayer"
- "patriot"
- "gamer"
- "garfield"

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:red_mastodon: Sorry, You Must Be A Mastodon Ivoryยฎ Member To View This Toot!

:promoted: Promoted

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Larry Davis, Anime President  

yeah i love Video Gamesโ„ข

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Angels are just God's personal cops and that's why I hate them

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long married people talk on the phone like itโ€™s a one sided sierra madre radio transmission

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it saddens me to know that a future president will one day be asked, in a public forum, whether or not they identify as a "gamer"

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all white people look like minecraft ghasts

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what do they call fruit by the foot in europe

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asparagus is just pretentious green beans

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GABAGOOL: RESURRECTION  

@radicalrobit @Katie @buffaloser
things you can do in western NY
1) go to wegmans together
2) share a giant beef on weck sandwich like the lady and the tramp
3) can't think of anything else

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KT :blobcowboy:  

-puts another 50ยข in the dance dance revolution machine- You gotta spend money to make money

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Haste's "The Mercury Lift" is my favorite album of all time and it's not even a genre of music I listen to

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@buffaloser i believe u can have as many friends as u set your mind too... the skys the limit

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FAVE IF YOU WANNA BE @buffaloser 's FRIEND !!!

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destroying toxic masculinity by telling my bros they look fucking sexy

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i save all my loose hair so i can one day form it into a sort of hair golem that protects me from danger

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Alabama, AKA "The Worst State"

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