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you all are assholes! anyways, please donate to my gofundm

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hey Big Government!!!! you may be able to ban Vape Juice but you can't stop me from vapeing the Ocean's!!!

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this is my penance for every bad toot I've ever done

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@LuigiEsq $85 designer blue jeans: come in three sizes, belt loops don’t fit your only belt, spontaneously tear a hole in the knee while you’re driving apropos of nothing

$20 Old Navy jeans on sale for $10: come in every size known to man, last four years of regular wear maybe more before they even start to fade their colors

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This cookie commemorates the time I saw Santana at a grocery store.

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The whole world is out here trying to get me to watch Adam Sandler's glorious return to the screen in the Netflix hit Uncut Gems!

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every once in a while I think about this billboard prominently placed on the NJ side of the George Washington Bridge

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hello fellow person my interests of enjoyment are to 「VIEW HOLLYWOOD MOVIE」 and 「COLLECT ORB」

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hey Big Government!!!! you may be able to ban Vape Juice but you can't stop me from vapeing the Ocean's!!!

hey y'all! I'm still doing great. miss y'all and hope you're all doing excellent

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Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

hey y'all

hope you're doing well

I've moved back to :birdsite: for the foreseeable future. Hope y'all are doing excellent

we had planned to move 2500 miles across the country for a new job next week
they just laid me off

they can make more money
they can't make more you

:bing: will removing my ribs make me immune to the virus as a side benefit

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if you choose "elbows" kraft mac and cheese you're a fucking moron. get bent, loser

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