*steps out of shower*
hey ladies, all nice and clean, but ready to get dirty again ;)

@buffaloser smells like Mountain Dew, cool ranch Doritoes, and farts.

@lyliawisteria sorry, culdnt hear u over the sound off me SLAYEING the girls in the club's,

@buffaloser they're literally vomiting and passing out because of the smell.

@lyliawisteria sound's like looser talk from someone who cant "as they say' 'pick up chick's" LOL

I'll be pissed if it doesn't have that "new electronics smell" of evaporated formaldehyde

@starwall non-ironically taking a bath in enbalming fluid too impresse the lady's

I love the smell of mildly carcinogenic volatile organic compounds such as those found in glue, flame retardants, protective coatings, and plasticizers in the morning

@buffaloser HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My blog is back up! I switched hosts! You CANNOT STOP ME! Also, don't bother blocking my link. I'll just use a different URL shortening service every 20 minutes. SUCK IT!!!! Fuck feminism!!! Fuck socialism! Long live capitalism! Heil Trump!
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