*steps out of shower*
hey ladies, all nice and clean, but ready to get dirty again ;)
@buffaloser smells like Mountain Dew, cool ranch Doritoes, and farts.
@lyliawisteria sorry, culdnt hear u over the sound off me SLAYEING the girls in the club's,
@buffaloser they're literally vomiting and passing out because of the smell.
@lyliawisteria sound's like looser talk from someone who cant "as they say' 'pick up chick's" LOL
@buffaloser This is ridiculous. Atari made the Lynx.
Eww... Please... someone destroy these companies...
@KitsuneAlicia sound's like ure mad at GAMER'S RISEING UP
I'll be pissed if it doesn't have that "new electronics smell" of evaporated formaldehyde
@starwall non-ironically taking a bath in enbalming fluid too impresse the lady's
I love the smell of mildly carcinogenic volatile organic compounds such as those found in glue, flame retardants, protective coatings, and plasticizers in the morning
*slaps pool* wanna go swimming?
@buffaloser Gotta get nice and clean before having those gamer moments
@buffaloser burn the gamers
@jaybeanstalk sound's like ure jelous ;)
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