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*steps out of shower*
hey ladies, all nice and clean, but ready to get dirty again ;)

@buffaloser smells like Mountain Dew, cool ranch Doritoes, and farts.

@lyliawisteria sorry, culdnt hear u over the sound off me SLAYEING the girls in the club's,

@buffaloser they're literally vomiting and passing out because of the smell.

@lyliawisteria sound's like looser talk from someone who cant "as they say' 'pick up chick's" LOL

@starwall non-ironically taking a bath in enbalming fluid too impresse the lady's

@buffaloser HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My blog is back up! I switched hosts! You CANNOT STOP ME! Also, don't bother blocking my link. I'll just use a different URL shortening service every 20 minutes. SUCK IT!!!! Fuck feminism!!! Fuck socialism! Long live capitalism! Heil Trump! https://tinyurl.com/shevdchrf
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