Dale G. @buffaloser@gwomp.com
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@thomas I'm good! I've just gone back to
we had planned to move 2500 miles across the country for a new job next week
they just laid me off
@ItsJenNotGabby just got laid off so I guess we're not headed out there after all
@ItsJenNotGabby don't know quite yet
@ItsJenNotGabby in other news we had originally planned to move to PDX next week but everything has been postponed
@ItsJenNotGabby nobody answered me
they can make more money
they can't make more you
will removing my ribs make me immune to the virus as a side benefit
Dale G.
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if you choose "elbows" kraft mac and cheese you're a fucking moron. get bent, loser
madstodon
drinkingb silver cure corono virus
you are a worthwhile person
@Shitlord the fart sound does not sound like the cheese slicing sound,
ok, who decided that "cut the cheese" should be slang for flatulence. no cheese I know of makes that sound when sliced,
angry videogame nerd best moment's
whats furry
can I write in sheldon from big bang theory
Dale G.
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Some of y’all forgot about Dre, and it shows
Dale G.
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every corporate job I've had follows the same pattern:
(1) get hired
(2) kick immense ass
(3) management "can't promote you" - but "stay motivated!"
(4) effortlessly onboard manager's workloads to prove you could do their job better
(5) manager develops immense fear, starts undermining you, makes you "team lead"
(6) be miserable, threaten to leave
(7) submit resignation
(8) management hastily offers that "impossible" promotion
(9) years later you hear "it all went to shit after you left"
@alex@bigshoulders.city ty
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