Dale G. @buffaloser@gwomp.com

stand out in a crowd

harley and jokker valentines day card pre purchase

Too Tired Too Be Woke,

here's your annual reminder that (Christopher) Columbus Day blows

*corporate Eminem voice*
and Dr. Dre said -
nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's gone
he's out on vacation

a rapper, but instead of having a passion for "getting money", it's an obsession about Tim & Eric skits

@matt congratulations on your new job on the Saturday Night Live writing staff

Young Sheldon is America's #1 Series because it evokes memories of halcyon days for boomers who fondly recall the moments when they realized their children were much smarter than them

True Life: I Don't Care About Social Media Clout Anymore

the urology lab said my semen sample was free of sperm so now it's nothing but bustin' raw loads from here on out, baby

capitalists hate socialism but they also love not dying from polio 🤔

*people*: I love the Postal Service, Medicare, and Social Security
*people, also*: Socialism is bad

love when local businesses only accept checks and money orders in CE 2019

@pbandkate I've had a lot of comments from friends that this guy is really bad news. I just hope this works out well for her, but I don't want her life to be ruined by a mistake

an acquaintance of mine just got married to a guy she met 3 or so months ago and I'm betting this is going to end terribly. I feel really bad for her

@muppetbutler @swampwitch69 "Size 00, The Secret Agent Size"

@muppetbutler sure the sizing isn't standard but at least y'all can find stuff that fits

*trying on clothes*
WOMEN: can find at least one thing that fits
ME: are there no other humans sized like me