@thomas I'm good! I've just gone back to
@ItsJenNotGabby just got laid off so I guess we're not headed out there after all
@ItsJenNotGabby don't know quite yet
@ItsJenNotGabby in other news we had originally planned to move to PDX next week but everything has been postponed
@ItsJenNotGabby nobody answered me
@Shitlord the fart sound does not sound like the cheese slicing sound,
every corporate job I've had follows the same pattern:
(1) get hired
(2) kick immense ass
(3) management "can't promote you" - but "stay motivated!"
(4) effortlessly onboard manager's workloads to prove you could do their job better
(5) manager develops immense fear, starts undermining you, makes you "team lead"
(6) be miserable, threaten to leave
(7) submit resignation
(8) management hastily offers that "impossible" promotion
(9) years later you hear "it all went to shit after you left"
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