hey y'all

hope you're doing well

I've moved back to :birdsite: for the foreseeable future. Hope y'all are doing excellent

we had planned to move 2500 miles across the country for a new job next week
they just laid me off

@ItsJenNotGabby just got laid off so I guess we're not headed out there after all

@ItsJenNotGabby in other news we had originally planned to move to PDX next week but everything has been postponed

they can make more money
they can't make more you

:bing: will removing my ribs make me immune to the virus as a side benefit

Dale G. boosted

if you choose "elbows" kraft mac and cheese you're a fucking moron. get bent, loser

@Shitlord@dobbs.town the fart sound does not sound like the cheese slicing sound,

ok, who decided that "cut the cheese" should be slang for flatulence. no cheese I know of makes that sound when sliced,

:bing: can I write in sheldon from big bang theory

Dale G. boosted

every corporate job I've had follows the same pattern: 

(1) get hired
(2) kick immense ass
(3) management "can't promote you" - but "stay motivated!"
(4) effortlessly onboard manager's workloads to prove you could do their job better
(5) manager develops immense fear, starts undermining you, makes you "team lead"
(6) be miserable, threaten to leave
(7) submit resignation
(8) management hastily offers that "impossible" promotion
(9) years later you hear "it all went to shit after you left"

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