MY IDEA: creating a coffee shop called "Permanent" where customers will make their mark on the business

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Dale G. :verified: boosted

girls on this web sight:
wow, GIRLS
*audience cheers*

me:
wow, GIRLS
*small child comes up to the stage and kicks me in the nuts, audience howls*

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remember if u don't have a valentine I'll be urs. you can just tell people "dale is my valentine" and u don't even need to let me know about it

@happyhorseskull *looks at screen while finishing my pastrami & capicola sub* now dis is content babey

please take my quiz so I can pretend to my SO that I have on-line friend's

buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=EpO

shut up about your'e oxygen grandpa. your probably still playeing Ap3x Legend's on MoBiLe rekt NERD

@johnrandom @lynnesbian also kind of ironic that Linux costs the same as it did 40 years ago 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

@Frinkeldoodle but see,, this is all part of the game. whether you do it or dont you are following my precise instructions,,, lol owned

@johnrandom @lynnesbian wtf ever grandparents - go drink ur metamucil im busy creating fortnite dab programes on my calculator

【DEATH TO THE KINGS AND THE RICH】

Dale G. :verified: boosted

@citrustwee uh, what else would it be, "nonice"? that just sounds dumb, eve,,

remember the GOP hates Ocasio-Cortez because she's a (1) non-white (2) woman who (3) won the popular vote

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