Dale G. :verified: boosted

π“‘π“žπ“žπ“’π“£
like no one is watching

π“£π“žπ“žπ“£
like you've never been hurt

π“‘π“”π“Ÿπ“›π“¨
like OP is listening

π“›π“˜π“₯𝓔
like you wanna make Uncle Ted proud

we need a Gamer Holiday for childless straight cis white men like me, because there is no other holiday too celebrate us,,,,,,,

buy an old house so you can spend all of your leisure time fixing all the shit that breaks constantly

@lennie Now that I know you (I could never turn my back away)
Now that I see you (I could never look away)
Now that I know you (I could never turn my back away)
Now that I see you (I believe no matter what they say)

@lennie I urge you to CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS carefully,,,

lol, that boomer spammer gave up after 4 or so attempts
fitting, as boomers usually quit after being frustrated by others being indifferent to their bad takes

Dale G. :verified: boosted

Father's Day
PAWther's Day (for dog dads)
PAWGther's Day (he'll yaeh)

Father's Day
PAWther's Day (for dog dads)
PAWGther's Day (he'll yaeh)

Dale G. :verified: boosted

thinking about becoming one of those early-2010s guys who based their whole personality around their beard. calling my beard "epic" and posting it on my BeardBlog

Dale G. :verified: boosted

wow. so i really spent the last five hours on this sidewalk with my asscheeks painted like a hot dog bun and nobody is gonna help me complete the illusion? fuck this society

if she doesn't watch ur Superman 64 100% No Major Skips speed run she's too young for u bro

Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

In the 90s we were restricted to only 2 genders:

Raw or Nitro

Dale G. :verified: boosted

SCREAMING as I am informed that there is no "hot nurse" to "extract my sample" at the fertility clinic and apparently I'M the one who's out of line?????

:bing: how too get hotwife on line free servece

Dale G. :verified: boosted

excited to announce my new movement, Men Pissing Their Own Pants

listen, pal
my wife left me for her dance instructor too

but you don't hear me posting hate against all women on-line,,,

I'm a MAN
and I'm mad at WOMEN
ON-LINE,,,

Dale G. :verified: boosted

@laser going on a RAGE POSTING SPREE against ALL WOMEN because a lady BROKE MY Papier-mΓ’chΓ© HEART

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