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Microsoft Excel? More Like, Microsoft Ex-Hell!! My American Ex Wife Is Trying To Steal My House And I Cant Figure Out These Damn Spread Sheets!!!!

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surgery, lewd (?) 

surgery, lewd (?) 

surgery, lewd (?) 

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remembering when people used to post 'i do not give facebook permission to use my photos and messages, i forbid it using the power of very real lawyer stuff, please copy and paste for your own protection!!' ....a more innocent time

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what should I rebrand my account to and go all-in on

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good fred

RT @RespectableLaw@twitter.com

THE ANDY NGO THREAD:
Your Comprehensive Guide to Andy’s Bad Faith Scams and the Intractable Problem They Present

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RespectableLaw/sta

successfully changed Minds On The Internet regarding a poorly-created "Chicago Doesn't Have Legal Guns, That's Why It's Violent" unsourced .png with solid numbers and research

I feel like I have done my good deed for the week

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woman goes to doctor. says she lost her house in the divorce. doctor says, don't marry American women. woman says "but doctor I am the American woman"

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@buffaloser come on dale you've been on mastodon long enough to know you're not supposed to marry american women. there's a whole website about it and everything!

:bing: how too marry american women but not loose my house in di vorce

:bing: how too learn cool shuffling magic thegathering

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Join the "Marry Me Movement" in 3 easy steps

- Marry me, an American woman
- Have children with me, an American woman
- Buy me a house so I can steal it from you in the divorce

Read the full essay explaining the purpose of the movement here: hampsterdance.com

the best thing about being a Guy Online is that you can assume everyone is always mad at you

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