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Dale G. :verified: boosted

Angels are just God's personal cops and that's why I hate them

Dale G. :verified: boosted

long married people talk on the phone like it’s a one sided sierra madre radio transmission

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it saddens me to know that a future president will one day be asked, in a public forum, whether or not they identify as a "gamer"

Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

what do they call fruit by the foot in europe

asparagus is just pretentious green beans

@jimpjorps @radicalrobit @Katie holy FUCK how did you completely summarize the experience in 200 characters or less

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@radicalrobit @Katie @buffaloser
things you can do in western NY
1) go to wegmans together
2) share a giant beef on weck sandwich like the lady and the tramp
3) can't think of anything else

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-puts another 50¢ in the dance dance revolution machine- You gotta spend money to make money

Haste's "The Mercury Lift" is my favorite album of all time and it's not even a genre of music I listen to

@Katie howw too get high score, (life & friend's)

Dale G. :verified: boosted

@buffaloser i believe u can have as many friends as u set your mind too... the skys the limit

@Katie *through tears* they called me a jokker,,, but u beleived

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how too increase friend's score (number of friend's)

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