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Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

all cops have tiny radio antennas under their hats and if you spit on them they short out and can't communicate

preparing my haunted house next year that's just a Fortune 100 board room filled with old white men

drinking a cool glass of Gamer Jizz (mountain dew)

love too boost the poster's on this web-sight

Dale G. :verified: boosted

@buffaloser me knocking on the door of the gender neutral bathroom: UAV Inbound

Dale G. :verified: boosted

@selontheweb making the "Call Of Duty Tactical Nuke" noise whenever I start to shit

Dale G. :verified: boosted

Might fuck around and ruin my No-Nut November in this delicious @Subway sandwich

Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

playing red dead redemption 2 and just got a new horse -

pros: really good stats, beautiful creature, majestic

cons: girl horse, no realistic horse balls, can't see balls react to changes in weather

the complexity of player choice in videogames has come a long way

who would have thought that people in a cryptocurrency discord think that women are treated equal to men in our society

Oasis - Wonder Wall Ukulele Chords STANDARD TUNING (Accurate) ver. 7 β˜… β˜… β˜… β˜…β˜†

Dale G. :verified: boosted

wow.. didnt know they had CYBRE MONEY for my EX-WIFE!!! they should call it BITCHCOI N hahahshahs

Dale G. :verified: boosted

shoutout to Milo Yabbadabbadopolis, who is $2 million in debt

unveiling my new Sativa hybrid in honor of our late president, George O.G. Kush

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