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one person failed their speed run at AGDQ and I Got Out Of My Seat And Clapped

Dale G. :verified: boosted

actively rooting *against* the speed running community and hoping that the games beat THEM for once

*steps on stage*
ME: Hi, I'm Dale. I'm a cisgend-
*crowd throws rotten fruit at me*

be a real baller and delete ur COMMAND.COM file from DOSSHELL

Papers, Please is on the Humble Store for $5 and is a Game You Need To Play Now That Will Not Make You A "Gamer"

Dale G. :verified: boosted

my phone: one hundred people have boosted your toot
me: i dont care... numbers don't matter... that's twitter bullshit
my phone: one hot girl has boosted your toot
me: okay got it. more toots like this. more jokes like this one. she will slowly fall in love with my charm and humour and she'll realise that her current relationship isnt enough and she'll join my polycule in no time

Dale G. :verified: boosted

BRAND NEW: I'm sinking like a stone in the sea... I'm burnign like a bridge for your body
JEFF BEZOS (crying): damn it's true

Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

this is how white boys rub thier weinie

*MEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYWOOOOOWWOWOWOMEEELE*

actively rooting *against* the speed running community and hoping that the games beat THEM for once

easy ginnis book speed run records to get million dollar's prize money

fort night real life simulation paintball where to play

*MAIN CHARACTERS IN GAMING SERIES*
Metroid: Metroid (the girl)
Zelda: Zelda (the guy)

super mario brothers 64 how to make character eat all coins

Dale G. :verified: boosted

The Gamer's On-Line Are Gonna Be So Jealous When They See My $250 Power Armor

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