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Dale G. :verified: boosted

The Medical Waiting Room: Boomer Central

I've been on vacation for not even two days and labor has fucked me up so bad that I'm thinking about stopping in the office

Dale G. :verified: boosted

imo? cis people are freakin shit. why would you want to be the dang gender they assigned you? do you just go to the buffet and fill up on salad and fries? fuck off

CHICKEN: if you prefer white meat over dark meat something is wrong with you

Dale G. :verified: boosted
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jellybeans and candy corn are gross relics of a time before they realized that candy was supposed to taste good

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Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

I Keep Buying Cryptocurrency Because It's Probably Better Than Playing The Lottery,

Dale G. :verified: boosted

Without a doubt, the worst take I've seen from the bird site all week.

being the designated driver for my partner tonight because I

to the fine folks of mastodon, thanks for being you - you fucking rock and I'm so glad to have you in my life

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