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The Medical Waiting Room: Boomer Central
I've been on vacation for not even two days and labor has fucked me up so bad that I'm thinking about stopping in the office
CHICKEN: if you prefer white meat over dark meat something is wrong with you
jellybeans and candy corn are gross relics of a time before they realized that candy was supposed to taste good
I NEED MY VACATION
boost if you appreciate jer
Selfie -ecNew phone who dis?
I Keep Buying Cryptocurrency Because It's Probably Better Than Playing The Lottery,
Without a doubt, the worst take I've seen from the bird site all week.
being the designated driver for my partner tonight because I #respect #women
to the fine folks of mastodon, thanks for being you - you fucking rock and I'm so glad to have you in my life
Allie is the v. good girl who #respects #women
finally, a candle that smells like a scrotum
buying toilet paper and throwing it directly into the recycling to give it a chance to be a better paper based product next time around
honoring #internationalwomensday by going onto every Girl Of Mastodon's CuriousCat/TellOnMe and anonymously posting "wow,,,, your a hotty"
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