🗑️ refugee🌹 supporter🍍🍕lover disliker
The Medical Waiting Room: Boomer Central
I've been on vacation for not even two days and labor has fucked me up so bad that I'm thinking about stopping in the office
imo? cis people are freakin shit. why would you want to be the dang gender they assigned you? do you just go to the buffet and fill up on salad and fries? fuck off
CHICKEN: if you prefer white meat over dark meat something is wrong with you
jellybeans and candy corn are gross relics of a time before they realized that candy was supposed to taste good
I NEED MY VACATION
boost if you appreciate jer
Selfie -ecNew phone who dis?
I Keep Buying Cryptocurrency Because It's Probably Better Than Playing The Lottery,
Without a doubt, the worst take I've seen from the bird site all week.
being the designated driver for my partner tonight because I #respect #women
to the fine folks of mastodon, thanks for being you - you fucking rock and I'm so glad to have you in my life
Allie is the v. good girl who #respects #women
finally, a candle that smells like a scrotum
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