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:bing: is jokker a gamer what video game's do he play

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Superb Mario and his brother Luiogi Adventures for Games Boy

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great depression era vagabond scratching a betty boop in chalk onto a house to signal to travelers that the people who live there are down to suck and fuck

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:bing: mortel combat easy fatalety code's seg ageneses

โ€œIt's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubtโ€
โ€• Mark Twain

"lol Im dead"
โ€• Mark Twain

they say you can't start over again

but they've never tried a:
mv known_hosts known_hosts.old

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[to the tune of the reading rainbow song]

giant dick in the sky
the balls are oh so high

Just imagine the potential impact of our nation's daughters seeing a woman on the moon for the first time.

today is Take Your Kid To Work Day and there was a story on the news at work about women going to the moon and a co-worker's daughter stared at the screen in awe

all I could think is YES QUEEN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN LIFE

:bing: how too steal money from bank's easy method no cop's

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mastodon is the online platform where the 30 year olds have constant drama meltdowns while the 17 year olds calmly exchange views on post-left theory

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:bing: how too become a rich and powerfull gamer,, get girl's to send foot pic's

what a strange coincidence that Bitcoin starts going crazy on the same day that China announces new US tariffs

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