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yeah I'm a fan of CBD

C
B
D ang this doesn't have actual weed in it does it? I'm asking for a friend

BOOMER MEDICAL PROVIDERS
ME: *fills out online appointment form*
OFFICE: *leaves voicemail* please call us to schedule an appointment
OFFICE: *sends hotmail dot com email* please call us to schedule an appointment

Dale G. :verified: boosted

Can't Wait To Solve Problems The "Old Fashioned" Way, With A Halo Pistols-Only Duel On Hang 'Em High

Oppa Epic Style!!! Dabbing On These N00bz Like A Sir!!!!

Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

2019-20 Mastodon Schedule
Aug 31: TUMBLR
Sept 7: @ DeviantArt
Sept 14: @ Goodreads
Sept 21: LAST.FM
Sept 28: @ Xanga
Oct 5: TOUT
Oct 12: FETLIFE
Oct 19: BYE
Oct 26: @ Peach
Nov 2: CLASSMATES (Homecoming)
Nov 9: @ CouchSurfing
Nov 16: Ello (Senior Day)
Nov 23: @ StumbleUpon

Dale G. :verified: boosted
Dale G. :verified: boosted

:mastodon: : I would like to be part of a positivity-driven, thoughtful network of like-minded adults

:twitter: : I hope that before the end of Two Thousand Eighteen a ghost fucks me to death

Dale G. :verified: boosted

The trick to speaking French fluently is to just pretend like the last 4 letters of any word just aren't there.

The trick to speaking French fluently is to just pretend like the last 4 letters of any word just aren't there.

Dale G. :verified: boosted

my partner bought this purse and I IMMEDIATELY thought about the "leopard dress saga" from @goblin

MFW I'm not making a 6-figure salary being a "digital prophet" anymore (ec)

I love folks in the fediverse that are like "please be my friend" but then their bio includes phrases like "fuck off"

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