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Dale G. boosted

how i feel when your thinkpiece on the On CInema universe ends after 750 words

find the real 6ix9ine song title:
- KONGO
- FIFI
- DUWEE
- KUKA
- WANDO

Dale G. boosted

every company should be forced to give their employees 260 days of PTO

lewd 

Dale G. boosted

Come on down to Wacky Ray's Discount Cinema and Movieplex, we got deals and cheap seats for good movies, maybe you haven't seen 'em yet! Maybe you wanna see 'em more than that! Who can say? Ray can!
We got sodas *and* pops of all kinds! Marcus put popcorn in the nacho machine! Is that ok?
We have a goose, but not for eating!
Come check us out on the corner by the mall next to where the Circuit City used to be!
You haven't really seen it, if you haven't seen it with Wacky Ray!

it's been months and I still don't know what "cotm" is

happy Drown in the Loch day, I've been waiting for an upgrade like this for a LONG time

is it just me or are energy drink names are getting more aggressive

:promoted: Sponsored by Shank Energy

everyone moving instances again gives me anxiety

Dale G. boosted

:bing: bernie sanders heart attack campaign donation refund policy

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Dale G. boosted

The whole internet loves Untitled Goose, a lovely goose that annoys humans!

*5 seconds later*

We regret to inform you the goose is fascist

I am always afraid of acronyms I don't already know because I'm scared they're going to be some furry shit

Dale G. boosted

can't wait for the self-important thinkpieces blaming millennials and zoomers for houses going unsold

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