@LuigiEsq $85 designer blue jeans: come in three sizes, belt loops don’t fit your only belt, spontaneously tear a hole in the knee while you’re driving apropos of nothing
$20 Old Navy jeans on sale for $10: come in every size known to man, last four years of regular wear maybe more before they even start to fade their colors
dale gaze upon this list and despair
police, attorneys, lawyers
these people will not help you
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