@LuigiEsq $85 designer blue jeans: come in three sizes, belt loops don’t fit your only belt, spontaneously tear a hole in the knee while you’re driving apropos of nothing
$20 Old Navy jeans on sale for $10: come in every size known to man, last four years of regular wear maybe more before they even start to fade their colors
dale gaze upon this list and despair
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