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just kidding. gotcha. clean content here

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remember when the Internet was good and you waited 10 minutes to play a shitty flash game called "Spank The Monkey" without being bombarded by ads for dick pills

love seeing the UwU Iowa Democrats toot be stolen by Twitter and re-posted here as OC *chef kisses fingers*

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QR code tattoo on my ass that takes you to my LinkedIn profile

remember when the Internet was good and you waited 10 minutes to play a shitty flash game called "Spank The Monkey" without being bombarded by ads for dick pills

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pete buttigieg lookin' ass "make sure you clock your bathroom breaks" middle management ass rat boy

Please Play League of Legends With Me: An Essay

DENTIST: you've really been flossing and brushing well!
ME: thanks
DENTIST: when do you want to make your cavity filling appointment

shocked to hear that Buttigieg is turning out to be a vers in the polls

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we're getting close to finding out if the Democratic party will finally embrace populist policies that worked extremely well for FDR, or to keep punching themselves in the collective dick and balls with a centrist message

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I'm Still With Her! Nobody Likes Bernie!!!!

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who can I contact to tell the DNC that the caucus officials won't stop emailing my wife

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US pol 

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Mighty Mighty Bosstones playing "hail to the chief" at the Beto inauguration

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Beto and Mayor Pete trapped on a desert island, and Beto hallucinates that Mayor Pete is a big turkey leg

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