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watching competitive Spy Party matches instead of performing labor at work is praxis

my child Tavyyn protested his Socialist Studies class, I couldn't be prouder

extremely saddened to learn that the Baja Men's smash hit "Who Let The Dogs Out?" is actually derogatory towards women they find to be unattractive. gutted rn

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:bing: safe too use lysol wipes toilet paper replacement

:bing: personal lubricant covered medicarefor all

I sold a bunch of Tesla stock and now Elon Musk is sending me DMs saying he's going to "send some folks by to say hi". please send help

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How many Funko pops do you think I actually own?

:bing: papa john vs dominoes epic rap battles ofhistory

I'm YOUR CO-WORKER who ALWAYS needs help with MICROSOFT EXCEL and somehow thinks you will make all my problems disappear with MAGIC FORMULAS. I'm voting for MAYOR PETE

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pete buttigieg lookin' ass "make sure you clock your bathroom breaks" middle management ass rat boy

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