🗑️ refugee | 🌹 supporter | mill player | 🍍🍕lover | mustard disliker
watching competitive Spy Party matches instead of performing labor at work is praxis
my child Tavyyn protested his Socialist Studies class, I couldn't be prouder
did the jokester win oscers
I've Got The Oscar Fever
mastodon jackbox server
extremely saddened to learn that the Baja Men's smash hit "Who Let The Dogs Out?" is actually derogatory towards women they find to be unattractive. gutted rn
japanese word for jorts = joruto?
safe too use lysol wipes toilet paper replacement
safe too eat cactus
personal lubricant covered medicarefor all
I sold a bunch of Tesla stock and now Elon Musk is sending me DMs saying he's going to "send some folks by to say hi". please send help
WaaS (Wetware as a Sevice)
FPaaS (Funko Pop! as a Service)
How many Funko pops do you think I actually own?
papa john vs dominoes epic rap battles ofhistory
I'm YOUR CO-WORKER who ALWAYS needs help with MICROSOFT EXCEL and somehow thinks you will make all my problems disappear with MAGIC FORMULAS. I'm voting for MAYOR PETE
Behind Deez Hazel Nuts
I have been cancelled
pete buttigieg lookin' ass "make sure you clock your bathroom breaks" middle management ass rat boy
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