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ok, who decided that "cut the cheese" should be slang for flatulence. no cheese I know of makes that sound when sliced,

:bing: can I write in sheldon from big bang theory

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every corporate job I've had follows the same pattern: 

(1) get hired
(2) kick immense ass
(3) management "can't promote you" - but "stay motivated!"
(4) effortlessly onboard manager's workloads to prove you could do their job better
(5) manager develops immense fear, starts undermining you, makes you "team lead"
(6) be miserable, threaten to leave
(7) submit resignation
(8) management hastily offers that "impossible" promotion
(9) years later you hear "it all went to shit after you left"

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the local amusement park is closing and Facebook boomers are regaling each other with stories like "haha remember that time I shut the car ride down for a day because I put a stick under the cars? good times. I'll miss that place"

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THEORY: @laser is actually Andrew W.K. but is actively trying to throw us off the scent

Hey @larrydavis@radical.town I challenge you to a video game Competition,

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Me, swiping the keyboard recklessly: "personal"

The keyboard: you know what word you meant? You meant the commonly used word "passional", you're welcome

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